The Internet is a Brilliant Contraceptive

Plus the King's Brother Arrested, Now We're Talking

Image by Engin Akyurt from Pixabay

Okay, so “Randy Andy” has been released from custody after twelve hours of questioning, rather than being sent to the Tower to have his eyes pecked out by ravens (obviously), but he was arrested, and that was the surprise birthday present none of us expected. Sure, it was on “suspicion of misconduct in public office” rather than raping children, but I figure this is like prosecuting Al Capone for tax evasion. If you’re going to arrest the King of Britain’s brother, you’d better make damn sure you have some charges that will stick.

And we all know how hard it is to make rape charges stick.

When your evidence is a couple of still photos with no context (I mean, maybe this barely post-pubescent girl had passed out from too many Sherbet Dip Dabs and he was looming over her with avuncular concern?) When your evidence is the (come on, as useless as a toy in a cereal packet) testimony of women and girls. When rape victims are never believed the way other crime victims are (because, you know, sex, who doesn’t want it, really?). When the only young woman who could have nailed him (for nailing her, sorry, but language is my playground) was paid off and then, most likely due to the fact that rape victims are never believed the way other crime victims are, killed herself.¹ When only 3.6% of rape cases lead to a charge and only 1.7% to a conviction. Yep. No way they were going to arrest him for that.

But no matter how frustrated all decent human beings must be at the slow-grinding wheels of justice, and how depressed at the sheer scale of depravity evident among the wealthy, powerful men who run the world like their own porn-soaked fiefdom, let me assure you: the wheels of this misogynistic shitshow are truly coming off.

Why? Because all across the world, birth rates are falling.

Nothing panics tech bros and right-wing politicians more than this single fact. That is why a candidate for the UK’s Reform Party has said childlessness should be taxed. That is why Elon Musk, who calls declining birthrates ‘the biggest threat to civilisation,’ has been doing his best to personally reverse the decline by ‘welcoming’² 14 children. That is why Nick Fuentes said last week that ‘The number one political enemy in America is women’ and that ‘every woman and girl’ should be ‘sent to the gulags’.

And for all that women and girls have been forced into subordination for millennia, and are made to feel powerless on some level every single day of our lives (online misogyny, sexism at work, street harassment, domestic abuse, constant threat of assault and now the sheer scale of depravity of our “rulers”) — we 100% have the power to change this.

Women are the source of all human life. Literally, every single day across the planet, women create the human race. Twattish men love to jump on social media boasting about all the things men have made, and asking, “Women made what?” This is my favourite answer yet:

See Father Nathan doing his holy work on Threads...

What women are actually responsible for: WiFi, Bluetooth, GPS, windshield wipers, home security systems, Kevlar, computerised switching systems for telecommunications, aquariums, malaria treatment, automatic dishwashers, computer programming, the first algorithm, the software that put men on the moon, compiler technology, COBOL, the Spanning Tree Protocol (STP) that makes the internet possible, coffee filters, radioimmunoassay, space station power, liquid paper, paper bags, life rafts with guard rails, foot pedal bins, nuclear fission, Monopoly, signal flares, circular saws, retractable dog leashes, invisible/non-reflective glass, cataract laser treatment, chocolate chip cookies.

Imagine how much more we might have made if we hadn’t been seriously hampered by premium-grade oppression for almost all of human existence?

But the MAIN thing women have made, throughout history, that NO man can make, is HUMAN BEINGS. We are fucking ace at that. (Mother) Nature has ensured that there will never be a Brave New World version of reproduction: the whole process is too damn complicated for a functional human being to be grown in a jar.

So, pricks of the world?³ You'd better start treating women and girls with respect.

Not the fake respect you’ll accord a woman when you get on one knee with a diamond ring or give your mum flowers one Sunday a year. The real kind. The kind that acknowledges that you see our power to wipe out humanity within two generations, and recognises we are not your subordinates. We are not pets, playthings, slaves, or appliances. We are full human beings, just like you.

Because nothing can stop the declining birthrate until this is the dominant and respected masculine position. Because it isn’t "free love, pornography, careerism, the Pill, abortion, same-sex relations, and no-fault divorce" that is behind the declining birthrate.

It is the fucking internet.

And unless you turn it off, WE CAN SEE WHAT’S GOING ON. The internet has made it patently clear what a lot more men than we realised really think of us, and my God, we are not walking into that hellscape willingly. The internet educated us, and now it gives us ways to freely share stories of the tricks men play on us to turn us into incubators and indentured servants. Red flag a-go-go, fellas. Young, fertile women are waking up to your disrespect — and choosing freedom.

Defund the universities, shut down our career paths, and take away our phones and broadband if you want, but it’s too effing late, mate. The internet has blown the lid off this population-wide romance scam. Our eyes are open. The genie of our personal freedom is not going back in the bottle.

In the words of Korea’s 4B Movement:

I will not give birth to a life that will discriminate against my gender.

My own flesh and blood must not become a blade and turn against me.

If the world born from my body oppresses me I will not let that world exist.

Yes indeed. The internet is a brilliant contraceptive. Thank God women invented all the things that made it possible.

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1. RIP, Virginia Giuffre, courageous woman.

2. The word “welcomed”, which Google gives me when I search for this fact, is a sickly word. It nevertheless has the merit of covering those of Elon Musk’s offspring who didn’t live, those he doesn’t acknowledge or know about, and the fact that some of those kids might dispute that he “fathered” them.

3. By which I mean, of course, men who think women should be forced to breed, not my wonderful male readers.