How to Evolve

How to Evolve

Adventure Serial

Gin is Nobody's Friend for Long

Why I Stole Your Life

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Ros Barber
May 05, 2026
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“We are the Tadpole Kings of Guzzle Down, Rat Masters of the Pantry, Grand Under-Tablers of the Blue Anchor.”

Mary and her brother Mark are worried about their mother. They’re eight and nine, and they are preparing for murder. It doesn’t go to plan.

When Mark vanishes, and their mother’s survival demands it, Mary steps into his breeches, his name, and his life. A girl who wants to stay free must look like a boy. A boy, it turns out, can go anywhere.

From the docks of Plymouth to the battlefields of Flanders to the pirate republic of Nassau, Mary Read moves through a man’s world on borrowed identity — soldier, sailor, outlaw — guarding her secret at knife-point. The closer anyone gets, the more it costs her. And the noose doesn’t care what you’re wearing.

In a world built to break women, Mary Read steals the life she wants. The question is whether she can keep it.

Catch up with previous chapters here.

Gin is Nobody’s Friend for Long

Bedtime comes fast when Ma hits the gin. Not for her sending…

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